Rumsfeld Book Title Contest

Former Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld is reportedly releasing a memoir.  Here are my suggestions for a title:

"Shit, I'm Sorry. I am So, So, So Very, Very Sorry."

"Buy This Book Or Don't -- I Already Got Paid"

"Bushed! How I Discovered that the 43d President of the United States Is Really Quite Dumb"

"It Was Cheney"

"Don: A Personal Journey to War Crimes And Back"

"Smokin! My Torrid Affair with Condi Rice"

"Ha! I've Got a God Damned Fortune. You?"

Post your own in the comments.   It's fun!